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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

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justdmmdthings:

Idea submitted by anon.

justdmmdthings:

Idea submitted by anon.

(via kyu-kyu-nya)

#dmmd #omg
31 Jul 14
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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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31 Jul 14
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uchihawk:

Naruto’ + popular tumblr posts

caps by narutoscreencaps

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31 Jul 14
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vapor-man:

gorsem2001:

vapor-man:

We all love anime titties, but what about cgi titties?

How about real ones

what are those

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31 Jul 14
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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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31 Jul 14
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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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